Will: So, what kind of guy does Dr. No say yes to?
Carlton: Fellas with good grades, good manners, good looks. In a word, me.
Will: So why haven't you made your move on Miss Mimi?
Carlton: Not my type. Doesn't tickle my fancy.
Will: Yeah, well, she can tickle mine.
Carlton: If only wishing made it so. Let's face it, Will. You lack the social graces to impress someone like Dr. No.
Will: Boy, you must be on dog food. I am the most handsome, the most intelligent and unequivocally the most flamboyant bachelor since Billy Dee.