Hilary: What dog did he steal that sweater from?
Toni: Probably his wife.
Hilary: Good God, who shot the couch?
Toni: Give her a break, Hilary. She just won the Kentucky Derby. Whoa, who's that lady with Nell Carter?
Hilary: That's not Nell Carter. That's my father! God, you are so shallow. I hate you. You're stupid and ugly and I wish you would die.
Toni: Sorry.
Hilary: Okay.
Toni: Whoa, look at her!