Quote from Will in The Fresh Prince Project
Philip: Hold on just a minute, son. We promised your mother that you're here to work hard, straighten out and learn some good old-fashioned American values. Hilary: Dad, I need $300. Vivian: Hilary, your cousin Will is here. Hilary: Hi. Dad, I need $300. Philip: That's a lot of money, Hilary. What for? Hilary: [sighs] I need a new hat. Philip: For what? Will: Probably her head.