Hilary: Why aren't you talking?
Carlton: I'm not, not talking. I'm just not talking. Why aren't you talking?
Hilary: I am talking. I'm the one who just asked a question. You're the one not talking.
Carlton: Having to participate in this inane conversation would keep anyone from talking.
Hilary: Well, I think you're feeling guilty and that's why you're not talking.
Carlton: What in the world would I have to feel guilty about?
Hilary: You profited from another's misfortune.
Carlton: You're the one who went to the shelter to get the free publicity.
Hilary: Yeah, but you're the one with a letter of recommendation in his pocket. Face it, you're a taker.
Carlton: I'm a taker? Miss "Daddy, can I have $300?"
Hilary: Right, Mr. "Hey, Big Guy can I have a copy of your will in case something happens to you?"
Carlton: That's called prudent planning.
Hilary: Yeah, if your last name's Menendez.