Quote from Will in The Script Formerly Known As...
Hilary: Is he in there? Will: No, the coast is- [screams] Clear! Hilary: Hi, Daddy. You look so handsome. Philip: Oh, not bad for a lard butt, huh? Will: I guess there's no reason to ask whether or not you saw the show today. Philip: Oh, I saw the show. All: We all saw the show. Will: Wait, wait, hold up, Uncle Phil. Now, before you get started I wanna let you know that finger pointing isn't gonna get us nowhere. And also that it's not called The Will Show. [points tat Hilary] Hilary: Oh, please. You're the one that introduced me to that nut. Daddy, punish him. He needs tough love.