Carlton: Well, if it isn't the wise-cracking, job-taking, sister-stealing slug himself.
Will: Whoo! Who's sucking on them sour grapes now, huh, Carlton? I mean, hey, sure, you lost your new job and you can't get your old one back but, hey, we've all got problems. Look at mine. I've got to take out a famous comedian's beautiful sister and I'm out of Binaca. But you don't hear me crying, do you? Boo! Aah!