Carlton: Will?
Will: What money?
Carlton: Will, what's that under your jacket?
Will: Huh? Oh, it's nothing. You know, it's just a little, old briefcase. You know, but it's not really important, because there ain't nothing in it, you know.
Carlton: Will, as soon as you stop clowning around, I need to ask you a question. If I kissed you on the first date would you blush and giggle or knee me in the groin?
Will: I'd knee you in the groin, then I'd blush and giggle. Now, get away from me.