Philip: I don't believe it. Vivian's working late with the professor again. Do you realize she has missed dinner every night this week?
Geoffrey: And yet, inexplicably, we've had no leftovers.
Philip: Geoffrey, can I ask you a question? If you were a woman would you find me attractive?
Geoffrey: Nope.
Philip: Well, now, I know this is gonna sound absurd but I think Vivian and the professor are having... Uh... Uh... Uh...
Geoffrey: Oh, sir, surely not. The two of them have absolutely nothing in common. Why, he's 15 years her junior. Whatever would they do together?