Will: Man, she always been like that?
George Jefferson: No, she used to be mean. Ha-ha-ha. We tied the knot 40 years ago and I've been swinging from it ever since. [both laugh]
Will: Yeah, I hear you. Sure, there's women like that make you realize why God made darkness.
George Jefferson: [laughs] Hey, man!
Will: What?
George Jefferson: You insulting my wife?
Will: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up a second there, cul-de-sac. Look, I am twice your size and half your age. You need to chill out a little bit.
George Jefferson: Your mama.
Will: Oh, no. You didn't just talk about my mother.
George Jefferson: Okay. Well, I'll talk about your daddy instead. Your daddy is so fat that when he went to school he sat next to everybody. But still he wasn't as fat as your fat mama.