Lisa: Oh, I can't believe it. Look at you.
Will: Oh, yeah, girl, I got me some motivation. If I wasn't walking down that aisle with you I'd probably still be upstairs in that wheelchair. Oh, what was your surprise?
Lisa: Um... Will, I don't really know how to say this, but I don't wanna get...
Will: Don't wanna get what?
Lisa: A ticket. I'm double-parked outside.
Will: Whoa, whoa, hold up, baby. Come on, come on, come on. That ain't what you wanted to say. Look, there is nothing that you can't tell the man that you're gonna marry.
Lisa: I don't wanna marry you.
Will: See? It wasn't that hard, was it? [groans, falls over]