Lisa: I saw Ashley's tutor leaving.
Will: Oh, yeah, they're actually gonna let Ashley eat tomorrow. Yeah, that's what happens when you lie. You gotta be punished.
Lisa: So, what do you think your punishment should be?
Will: Oh, I don't know. I think it should hurt. I think it should really teach me a lesson. And I should be wearing some kind of hat.
Lisa: You are sick.
Will: Okay, no hat.