Will: Carlton, what's wrong, man? Are you having a Maalox moment?
Carlton: I'm practicing for Soul Train. I understand there's some dancing involved.
Will: Two things, Carlton. One, that's not dancing. And two, I would appreciate it if you stayed away from the show.
Carlton: And why, pray tell, is that?
Will: Again, two things, Carlton. One, because you say stuff like "pray tell." And, two, you're gonna mess up my chances of being the new co-host.
Carlton: You're going to be the new co-host? Gee, I guess they forgot to fax me that press release.
Will: Well, let me break it down for you, Teeny Petito. Now, Soul Train has been looking for a new co-host. And so far, nobody's worked out.
Carlton: And they're going to give you the co-host job based on what? Your love of Don Cornelius dolls?
Will: It's not a doll, man, it's an action figure. And you got no business even being on the Soul Hyundai let alone the Soul Train. So stay away from the show so you don't embarrass me.