Will: See you're working your magic again, huh?
Philip: Oh, she is being completely unreasonable. I can't go to Soul Train because I have a more important commitment.
Will: Whoa, whoa, whoa, cowboy. What could be more important than Soul Train?
Philip: A chili cook-off. [off Will's look] Well... Well, it's a major political event. Uh... Besides, my feet hurt and, well, I'm afraid my head will look shiny on camera.