Miss Sharpe: Mr. Banks, did you forget something?
Will: Uh, you know, I'm glad you asked. I, uh, forgot to give you the number to my direct line.
Miss Sharpe: Look, I'm very flattered, but-
Will: You know that is an absolutely intoxicating fragrance that you're wearing.
Miss Sharpe: Uh... Come closer.
Will: Hey.
Miss Sharpe: That's a fake mustache.
Will: No, it's not.
Miss Sharpe: [rips it off] Yes, it is.
Will: No, it's not.
Miss Sharpe: Look, I don't know who you are, but I'm calling your real parents right now.
Ashley: Will?
Will: No, it's not.
Ashley: Miss Sharpe.
Will: It's not.