Philip: I'm Philip Banks. We got here soon as we could. Have you found my nephew yet?
Ranger: Good news. We found the plane. It's totaled.
All: What?
Philip: That's good news?
Ranger: Uh-huh. See, your nephew wasn't in it.
Ashley: Well, where is he?
Ranger: If I knew that, I'd be working for the Psychic Friends Network.
Lisa: Look, that is my boyfriend and my father out there.
Ranger: So you're gonna be twice as upset if they're dead, huh?
Ashley: Now, you listen here, Mr. Park-Ranger-Psychic-Friends-Network-freak. You get out there and find my cousin now!