Professor Burton: I had the best time with Hilary. Cannot wait to see her again.
Will: All right, man.
Professor Burton: Oh, and by the way. I graded your essay this morning. The whole class did rather well, but you, my friend, got a B-plus.
Will: Yes. [to a girl] I got a B-plus. I'm Will, call me.
Professor Burton: I also spoke with your counselor and he's agreed to take you off academic probation provided you do well on my midterm Friday.
Will: Hey, thanks a lot, man. Oh, but a big midterm on Friday means you're gonna have to spend all weekend grading papers.
Professor Burton: I'll make the test one question, open book.
Will: Welcome to the family, man!