Ashley: Mom, I don't think we can go to the movies tonight.
Vivian: Why not?
Ashley: No one's gonna be home except for Dad and I'm afraid he's gonna cheat on his diet.
Philip: What? You don't think you can trust me?
Vivian: Don't worry, honey, there's no unhealthy food in the house and I'll take the car keys with me.
Philip: This is ridiculous.
Ashley: Okay, I'll put all the local pizza places on alert, and tell them not to deliver.
Philip: Doesn't my word mean anything to you?
Vivian: Of course it does, darling. Better call the Chinese restaurants too.