Philip: So I take it you're not pledging?
Will: Oh, no. You know, Uncle Phil, I got a reputation more as a free spirit.
Philip: Well, you know, Will, I wouldn't sell fraternity life short. You might get something out of it.
Will: True. They do a lot of work in the community and stuff.
Philip: The Gammas are a good group. Why don't you give it a shot.
Will: Well, the frat leader does need a little help with his jumping. You know, maybe I'll join as, like, a mercy thing.
Philip: That's good. So hop on, I'll take you for a ride.
Will: Oh, that's cool. Oh, but you better not try none of that run-out-of-gas stuff, mister.