Professor Mansfield: Today's topic of conversation is this glass. Is it A, half-empty, or B, half-full?
Will: Hey, Professor Mansfield, it's an emergency, you got to come out here.
Professor Mansfield: What's the matter, Will? Can't move those oranges at the off-ramp?
Will: Come on, Professor Mansfield, I'm serious. You got to come out here.
Professor Mansfield: All right. Hey, listen, just wax philosophically for a few moments by yourselves. All right, Will, what is it? What did you want me to see?
Will: Here it is, the new me.
Professor Mansfield: What happened to yesterday's you?
Will: Well, yesterday's reality isn't necessarily today's.
Professor Mansfield: Oh, you're mastering the lingo. I'm impressed.
Will: That's good, because I wanna get back in your class.
Professor Mansfield: I'm sorry, Will some other student already took your spot.