Will: Recital?
Mrs. Bassin: That's right.
Will: Mrs. Bassin, my sister, listen, I appreciate everything you're trying to do for me, but look I am not about the embarrass myself in front of a group of strangers.
Mrs. Bassin: Mr. Smith, my brother, you're not going to embarrass yourself in front of a group of strangers.
Will: That's what I said.
Mrs. Bassin: You'll be performing for your friends at graduation.
Will: Are you tripping? No way.
Mrs. Bassin: Then you won't be able to graduate, I'm afraid.
Will: Then I'm afraid I'm not going to be able to sign your yearbook!