Ed: So, Mr. Smith you want to go to Princeton.
Will: Well, actually, I wanna go to Sea World, but is Princeton along the way? [laughs]
Ed: You're funny. We frown on that at Princeton.
Will: Okay. Look, actually, I gotta be honest with you. I just came because my uncle made me. I really don't wanna go to Princeton.
Ed: Everybody wants to go to Princeton.
Will: Well, not me, amigo.
Ed: Then you're in luck, Mr. Smith. Your scores are mediocre, your grades would make an impressive batting average, and your extracurricular activities are non-existent. Unless one counts detention, in which case you lead the league.
Will: But my jacket is a fashion miracle, though, isn't it?
Ed: In short, you're not Princeton material. And your hat is on backwards. We frown on that at Princeton.
Will: Wow, y'all frown on a lot of stuff at Princeton. Bunch of sad-looking people walking around...