Will Quote #784
Quote from Will in The Alma Matter
Ed: So, Mr. Smith you want to go to Princeton.
Will: Well, actually, I wanna go to Sea World, but is Princeton along the way? [laughs]
Ed: You're funny. We frown on that at Princeton.
Will: Okay. Look, actually, I gotta be honest with you. I just came because my uncle made me. I really don't wanna go to Princeton.
Ed: Everybody wants to go to Princeton.
Will: Well, not me, amigo.
Ed: Then you're in luck, Mr. Smith. Your scores are mediocre, your grades would make an impressive batting average, and your extracurricular activities are non-existent. Unless one counts detention, in which case you lead the league.
Will: But my jacket is a fashion miracle, though, isn't it?
Ed: In short, you're not Princeton material. And your hat is on backwards. We frown on that at Princeton.
Will: Wow, y'all frown on a lot of stuff at Princeton. Bunch of sad-looking people walking around...
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘The Alma Matter’ Quotes
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: It's not unusual To have dad be proud of me It's not unusual 'Cause I love conformity And when I see dad hangin' with Will instead of me It's not unusual to see me cry I wanna die
Tom Jones: It's not unusual to mess up at any time And when I see you so down and out It's such a crime
Carlton: Did you ever wanna be loved by anyone And then you let them down I blew it yesterday My trust fund's gone away
Tom Jones: My friend it happens all the time And life will never do
Carlton: What you want it to
Tom Jones: Don't give yourself Such a hard time
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: What happened, and where's Mom?
Tom Jones: Well, without you, your family was defenseless against Will. You see, they started to focus on happiness instead of success. Your mother ran away with the milkman, your father quit his practice to paint, Ashley does nothing but dance all day, and Hilary just does her hair. Well, maybe not everything changed.
Carlton: But they're not making any money. I mean, so what if they're happy? I mean, how are they going to afford this house our cars, our club memberships?
Tom Jones: Well, they can't. They're gonna lose it all. Happiness has ruined them.
Carlton: I've gotta save them. I've got to teach them about greed and social climbing, and how to claim your dog as a dependent.
Tom Jones: Now that's the Carlton I know. Maestro. [sings] It's not unusual To feel bad at any time It's not unusual To feel sad at any time
Carlton: But if I ever am in a jam at any time
Tom Jones: It's not unusual To find that I am there for you Whoa whoa oh whoa oh Oh Whoa oh Whoa whoa whoa whoa Whoa Oh Oh Alright Oh yeah
Quote from Hilary
Will: Hilary, when is G getting back? I'm starving.
Hilary: Don't worry, Will, I made breakfast.
Will: Damn, I'm full. Couldn't eat another bite.
Hilary: Come on, Will. I know what I'm doing. Remember, I was a professional caterer.
Carlton: And you still would be if you hadn't poisoned those nuns.
Hilary: Hey, the autopsy was inconclusive. Bon apptit.
Ashley: Come on, let's give her a chance.
Will: Hmm. These eggs aren't bad. What's the crunchy stuff?
Hilary: Oh, great, you found my contact.