Philip: No dates, no charge cards, no television, no movies, no phone calls... no food!
Carlton: Sir, permission to beg, sir.
Philip: What?
Carlton: I'm deeply, deeply sorry about the unfortunate stripping incident. I just wanna say it's all his fault.
Will: What? Look, come on, Uncle Phil. I mean, I'm sure you did something like this when you were a kid. Maybe not.