Will: Hey, there's my favorite cousin. Come over here and have a seat with us. Hey, move over, man.
Carlton: Will, I'm late to pick up Dora.
Will: Come on. Now wouldn't you much rather spend time with us playing a nice sweet game of Duck-Duck-Goose?
Carlton: Dora can tie a slipknot with her tongue.
Hilary: Okay. Who ate all the whipped cream?
Will: Is there no end to you people's preoccupation with sex?
Hilary: Somebody's girlfriend got grounded again?