Vivian: Honey, have you seen my Obsession perfume? Oh, baby, this is the perfect choice for tonight. Oh, I think this is the cutest outfit you have.
Ashley: Okay, I'm cute. Can we move on now?
Vivian: You remember the first boy you had over to watch TV, Hilary?
Hilary: Please. I don't remember the guy I went out with last week.