[fantasy:]
Doc: [sings] ♪ At the copa ♪ Gloves ♪ Copacabana ♪ Gauze ♪ The hottest spot North of Havana ♪ Scalpel.
Will: Yo, man, you better be using that scalpel to cut some lemon wedges for lsaac.
Doc: Come on, buddy, I don't have all day. In 15 minutes, I gotta meet Adrienne Barbeau on the poop deck.
Will: Hey, man, I don't care if you're playing shuffleboard with Nipsey Russell. I ain't getting cut by no doctor with knee socks.
Doc: Look, there's nothing to worry about. I've pretended to do this operation a thousand times. Look, this time they've given me a real scalpel. Cool.
Will: [screams]
[reality:]
Will: [wakes up] Man, I'm getting out of here before Dr. Hannibal Lecter shows up.