Hilary: Hi, Danielle. Alec, it's nice to meet your sister.
Alec: Danielle's not my sister.
Hilary: Cousin?
Alec: We're not related.
Hilary: Are you teaching her to read?
Alec: We're dating.
Hilary: I see. I guess you're not the man I thought you were. And to think I actually touched a urine sample just to impress you. And I lied. I really did think Eldridge Cleaver was a big chopping knife. So there. Hilary S. Banks has just jumped through her last hoop. [to Danielle] Really nice purse.