Quote from Philip in Geoffrey Cleans Up
Philip: Vivian, tell me something. Do you think I'm getting old? Vivian: Oh, honey, that's just your imagination. Nobody thinks you're old. Carlton: [enters] Dad, you know how everyone's saying you're old? Well, I've got something that's gonna make you look years younger. Philip Banks, this is your hair. Philip: Carlton, I am not wearing a toupee. Carlton: That's the problem. Now work with me on this. Your clients are going to be at that party Saturday night. You've got to show him a hipper, hairier Philip Banks. [Carlton steps up on a chair so he can put the wig on Phil's head in front of a mirror] Carlton: Say, is that Philip Banks, or Blair Underwood? [Vivian laughs] What do you think of this one, Dad? Philip: I look like Little Richard, Attorney at Law. Geoffrey: Dinner is served. Dinner is served. A wop-boppa-looba balop-bam-boom. Vivian: [o.s.] Philip! Philip: Combing. I'm coming.