Carlton: Come on, Dad, it looks great.
Philip: I can't believe I let you talk me into this. How does it look? Don't look directly at it, everybody'll notice.
Vivian: [stifling laughter] Well, whatever you do, don't scratch. I didn't bring any extra glue.
Will: Hi, Aunt Viv. Hey, you see G over there with his date? It looks like everything's going... [screams as he sees Uncle Phil's wig]