Will: Well, first things first. If you're gonna want people to take you seriously you're gonna have to stop dotting your I's with these little hearts. And you're applying for a position at a catering company?
Hilary: Yes, but I don't know anything about catering.
Will: Well, girl, what are you, tripping? How many catered affairs have you been to?
Hilary: I don't know, 4... maybe 500.
Will: Okay, there we go. "6,000 hours of catering experience". Didn't you spend, like, three summers in Paris?
Hilary: Yes. I gained 10 pounds eating croissants.
Will: "Studied pastry making with the French masters."
Hilary: Will, I am no good in the kitchen. I mean, the last time I tried to make breakfast I burned the entire stove to a crisp.
Will: "Expert in the art of flambé."