Frank: Well, you've already given me my gift. I've got Janice and I'm proud to be a part of this family.
Janice: And I am going to... throw up.
Aunt Helen: Oh, baby.
Will: Now, there's a gift for the person who has everything. Hey, I'm just gonna go check on her.
Vy: No, no, no, you don't. That's Frank's job. Come on, it's your turn.
Will: I guess my gift to you, Mom, is... Is me. Mama, you don't need that Robert.
Vy: Thanks, baby, but I already have one of you.
Will: I guess, then, I'm gonna try to be more understanding. Just don't come around here with no babies.
Vy: Oh, Will, you're my only baby.