Quote from Philip in Something for Nothing
Philip: Henry! Henry. What in God's name is going on here? Henry Firth: If you needed money, why didn't you come to me instead of making Will keep that check? Philip: It was Will's idea. I told him to give it back. Henry Firth: Sure. Sure, old man. Philip: George, would you tell him that Will gave back that check please? Mr. Cummings: Well, I'd love to, but he didn't. Philip: But I told him to. Well, this is obviously some kind of mistake. Henry Firth: Oh, sure and Mrs. Silverberg was wearing cleats because she forgot her shower shoes.