Vivian: Philip, if you want your mother to move to California that means accepting her friends. Now, I think it would be a nice gesture to invite Ed to dinner.
Philip: Oh, you've got to be kidding.
Vivian: Oh, Philip. I know it's hard to be rational and mature when it comes to dealing with your own mother, but please try.
Philip: [whines] I don't want to.
Vivian: Please, baby, for me. If I promise to jump in with you?