Will: Come here, baby. I need to talk to you. Look, you know, about this homecoming thing look, I know I said we were gonna go with Carlton and his date but things have changed.
Cindy: Oh, Will, you are so wonderful.
Will: Man, you take bad news better than anybody I ever met.
Cindy: See, I think it's really romantic that you want to have me all to yourself.
Will: Wait, hold on. See, that ain't exactly it.
Cindy: I am so excited about homecoming. Do you know I worked 80 extra hours just so I could pay for my dress? But it is so cute, you're gonna love it. It's cut very low in the front. I wonder if it shows too much cleavage.
Will: Umm... About how many corsages you gonna be needing?