Will: Man, this door is like straight out of Blacula.
Kathleen: It's like the '70s crawled up in here and died.
Will: Yeah, J.J. Walker's lips are probably around here somewhere. This is all my stuff I brought from Philly, you know. When I get homesick I come down here. It makes me feel better. Where's my mitt at? Here it is. My mom gave me this. She taught me how to play. That's why I took up basketball. Oh, hold on. Yo, Teddy jam. Man, I used to love this old thing.
Kathleen: He's so cute!
Will: But I'm cuter. Beat it, Ted.