Vivian: I don't believe you, Philip. Sending Will and Carlton to spy on your own daughter?
Philip: So what's wrong with that? She is my daughter. I'd do it again, damn it.
Will: Word to big bird. Just say the word and we there, Uncle Phil.
Hilary: But this was such a big night for Ashley, and Mom and I were so happy for her. What got into you guys?
Philip: I know it was a big night for her. I knew it had to come sometime. I just didn't think it would come so soon. She's really growing up. I guess it's time for us to stop butting into her life so much.
Will: No, it's not!