Will: How come you didn't tell Aunt Viv what really happened?
Philip: Because I don't want her to worry about it. It's between you and me.
Will: But do you think she'll put two and two together when the cops dig my body up.
Philip: Don't give me any ideas, Will. I just have one question. Why are you so hard-headed?
Will: Is that like a rhetorical question?
Philip: You know, a hard head makes for a soft behind.
Will: What, you're going to spank me?
Philip: You know the severity of what you did tonight. We're going to discuss your punishment tomorrow. Is that understood?
Will: Yes, sir. And, Uncle Phil? I just wanted to say thanks for coming to the pool hall and saving my butt tonight. You know, I ain't seen too many people shoot like that. Where did you learn?
Philip: Well, let's just say, I've spent time in a pool hall or two in my life. I know what goes on there. Which is why I don't want you going down there in the first place. You think I want to spoil your fun? I just want you to come home in one piece.
Will: That's decent. Oh, and I also want to thank you for winning my money back.
Philip: Your money? I'll play you for it.