Will: Wait, wait. Baby, you ain't going nowhere. Geoffrey put me in charge of you. So you can just shake your royal booty on up them steps.
Lady Penelope: Will, you can't boss me around. You're not a nun.
Will: Whoa, hold on. See, now, that's where you made your mistake. See, I'm a plainclothes nun. Yeah, that's right. They call me Sister Sledge.
Lady Penelope: I hate you! You've just ruined my whole night! You've ruined everything! [storms off]
Will: Man, this babysitting thing is easy. [tires screech] Hey, Lady, come back with my car!