Ashley: Hi, Hilary. Did a guy named Michael call while I was in the shower?
Hilary: No. Who is he?
Ashley: Just a boy in my class.
Hilary: Do you like him?
Ashley: Well, sort of.
Hilary: And was he supposed to call?
Ashley: Well, he said he would.
Hilary: [scoffs] I can't stand it when men do this. They say they're going to call, so you wait and wait. And nothing. I mean, what do they think we have nothing better to do than sit by the phone? [answers phone] Hello? Oh, hello, Michael. Well, I'm glad you found a time that was convenient for you to call. No, Ashley is not here. I don't know where she is. She may not be back for several days.
Ashley: Hilary!
Hilary: [covers phone] I know what I'm doing. [on the phone] You want her to call you back? Oh, yeah, that'll be happening, Mr. God's Gift to the Fifth Grade.