Quote from Philip in Someday Your Prince Will be In Effect (Part 2)
Philip: Well, before the party starts, I think I'll go up and get some rest. Vivian: Wait a minute. Philip, you didn't get a costume. You went to that silly gadget store. Philip: But I didn't buy a silly gadget. I bought a stapler. Female voice: [robotic] Only three pencils remain. Proceed to stationery store immediately.