Security Guard: Excuse me. Let me see that hat.
Hilary: Okay, but I don't think it works with that outfit.
Security Guard: Did you pay for this?
Hilary: No, I guess I forgot to.
Security Guard: But you just had to have to it?
Hilary: Me? You've got to be kidding. Derbies went out six months ago.
Security Guard: Let's take a little walk to the security office. You can give me your fashion dos and don'ts there.
Ashley: I knew I should have gone as a ballerina.