Newscaster: This is Steve Goddard of the Minuteman-21 news team at the Santa Juanesta police station. The recent rash of car thefts in the Palm Springs area has been solved, as the perpetrators were arrested this evening. The ringleader agreed to confess only if a camera crew were present to broadcast live. What you are about to see is a Minuteman-21 news exclusive.
Will: Yeah, we done it. Word to Big Bird. We flicked eight Benzitos, 15 Jags, and a Maserati! But I didn't like the upholstery so I took it back, Jack!
Newscaster: Do you have anything to say?
Carlton: [wails] Dad.