Susan: [on the phone] Feature desk, please. Jake? Melissa. Look, I'm having second thoughts about this Philip Banks piece. It's just one long, boring resume. For a while there, I thought I had an angle about the ASPCA but that turned out to be a blind alley. I'm telling you, this man's life is boring. His own son kept nodding out. We better kill the story. Okay. Bye. [hangs up]
Will: Hold up, lady. My uncle has been looking forward to this all week. If you kill that story, he's gonna get mad. If he gets mad, the heat comes down on me.
Susan: Look, kid. You got to wake up and smell the java. Your uncle's dull. Dull, dull, dull.
Will: Dull? Sweetheart, that's one thing my uncle is not. Max out, lady. I got a couple of stories for you.