Philip: Will, so, how did it go with Mimi Mumford?
Ashley: He struck out.
Vivian: Okay, Will, you've taken advice from Carlton, from Philip, and Geoffrey, but you have not gone to the most logical source: the woman of the house. Now, before I was married, I had my share of admirers.
Philip: A sorrier bunch of deadbeats you'll never meet.
Vivian: The ones that I was most attracted to were the ones who were secure enough to just be themselves. And that's my advice to you. Just be yourself.
Will: Thanks, Aunt Viv.