Will: And I made them throw in a little gift for each of you. Close your eyes.
Philip: Vivian!
Vivian: I want my present.
Will: Okay, open.
Vivian: Oh, what a lovely antique necklace.
Philip: What is this?
Ashley: Daddy, it's a diamond.
Philip: No, it isn't.
Will: You don't like it?
Philip: No, I do not.
Will: Can I have it? [Uncle Phil lunges at Will]