Red Quote #520
Quote from Red in The Kids Are Alright
Red: Come on, Kitty. Let's get the hell out of this weird place. I think some of these nurses are stealing drugs.
Kitty: Red, I am a nurse here. [chuckles]
Red: I stand by my statement.
Doctor: Okay, Mr. Forman, just to be clear, no going to work, no chores, no driving for three months. And let's not forget the root cause of the problem.
Eric: Too much rage, right? Yeah, so he probably shouldn't, like, yell at anyone anymore, right?
Doctor: Actually, the reason he ran into trouble is he was holding stuff in.
Eric: He was holding stuff in. Okay, I weigh 42 pounds 'cause of what he let out. And I'm sorry, you're telling me that, uh... There's more in there?
Kitty: [laughs] No, no, no. He does not weigh 42 pounds, and these two are the best of buddies. "Hey, Dad, wanna go fishing?" "Sure, son, let's hug." [laughs] That's what it's like at our house. [laughs]
Red: See what I mean about the drugs?
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‘The Kids Are Alright’ Quotes
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Kitty: Okay, here you go. Egg whites only. No yolks, they're bad for you.
Red: But the yellow part is the baby bird. That's the part I wanna eat.
Kitty: Sorry. Too much cholesterol. Which also means no bacon. Just good old heart-healthy ham.
Eric: Mmm. Bacon. That is so good. That is so much better than ham.
Quote from Eric
Eric: Oh, my God, Donna. Madison has a course called "The Social Significance of Jedi Culture."
Quote from Eric
Doctor: [to Red] What you need to do is focus on things that make you happy.
Eric: Okay, but I don't know where we're gonna find a boatload of dead commies.