Red Quote #489
Quote from Red in Whole Lotta Love
Eric: Okay, Dad. You can ignore me and you can call my girlfriend names, but here's the thing. Donna and I are getting married. Okay? Whether you like it or not.
Red: But you're too young. And you're throwing your life away.
Eric: [scoffs] You said I was throwing my life away when I quit T-ball.
Red: And I was right about that too. You're not marrying her, and that's final.
Eric: Well, Dad, you can't stop me. Okay? I'm gonna be graduating soon. I'll be on my own. I have a job. I mean, I make enough money to pay for the wedding myself.
Red: Well, that's great. [clears throat] But you don't have a job. You're fired.
Eric: What?
Red: You're fired. Let's see you pay for a wedding now. Punch out and empty your locker.
Eric: Fine! But I'm keeping the smock!
Red: Give me the smock!
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‘Whole Lotta Love’ Quotes
Quote from Eric
Hyde: Forman, why'd you have to tell Red you got engaged? Look at him, yelling and waving. Oh! A little spit just landed on Bob. Bob's so scared, he's not even wiping it off.
Eric: Oh, my God. Oh, my God. This time Red is really gonna kill me. My only hope is that he actually sticks his foot so far up my ass... he can't pull it out, and I get to take him straight to hell with me.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Well, It was incredible. Nina and I started out kissing in the living room. Then we moved into the bedroom, where we undressed. And, uh, well, then... Then we did it.
Kelso: What... Details, Fez. We need details!
Fez: Well, our faces didn't line up right, so I kept bumping my chin on her nose. And then there were some sounds.
Hyde: What kind of sounds?
Fez: Well, I will say this, it was not applause. There was no romantic music like in the movies, so I had to hum. And then Nina told me to stop humming. And, uh, then I started again without realizing it. And then she got mad. And then I think she got sad.
Jackie: Oh, well, don't worry, Fez. She probably just felt bad she was doing it with a foreigner.
Fez: And then afterwards, I went into the bathroom, and, uh... And cried a little. And then I snuck out the back door.
Donna: Poor Fez. Well, you know, at least it couldn't have been any worse.
Fez: I left my underwear in her bathroom.
Quote from Fez
Fez: Oh, working with someone you have had sex with is the worst thing ever. I don't know how Donny and Marie do it.