Kelso Quote #451
Kelso: Man, I don't get Jackie. I mean, we were together for years and the second I turn my back, she off and Frenches Hyde.
Hyde: And by "turn your back," you mean ditching her for two months to have sex with random beach trash?
Kelso: Whatever, man. You... It's all... It's all about words with you!
Hyde: Kelso, Jackie's my girlfriend. We're together, so get over it.
Kelso: [stammering] Fine! [BB gun fires]
Eric: Dude, you shot him!
Donna: That is exactly what happened to Snowball!
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Quote from Fez
Kelso: Jackie blew right by me to get to Hyde.
Fez: Yes, I know. Because you told me 20 times. Oh, there's my boss, Nina. Queen of the D.M.V. She haunts my dreams.
Kelso: Wait. I thought Mr. Roper from Three's Company haunted your dreams.
Fez: Oh, he's there too. Bug-eyed bastard.
Quote from Fez
Eric: You guys, I can't believe that Mr. Burkhart might actually be going to prison.
Fez: Ah, the tragedy. My father was sent to prison and it led to a life of drugs and prostitution.
Donna: What?
Fez: Yes. Then his pimp killed him. But then the medical examiner found a tiny hair. And he solved the crime, and he sent the pimp bastard to the chair.
Eric: Fez, that was last night's episode of Quincy.
Fez: Oh, I didn't know you watched that show.
Quote from Kelso
Eric: What's with the gun, Trigger?
Kelso: Oh, will you relax, Eric? It's not a gun. It's a BB gun. Yeah, I lost it when I was, like, 10, and I found it this morning buried in my backyard.
Donna: Why were you digging in your backyard?
Kelso: Uh, dinosaurs. Watch the news, Donna.