Fez Quote #352
Quote from Fez in That' 70s Musical
Jackie: Yeah, I don't know, Fez. I mean, I'm still kind of tired from the party last night.
Fez: Party? What party?
Donna: You know, the party. You were there.
Fez: No, I do not know, and I was not there. Someone forgot to tell me.
Eric: Wait, are you sure? 'Cause I could have sworn you were there. Remember when the college girl got up on the table and took her top off?
Fez: What?
Leo: Yeah, that was great, man.
Fez: Wait, even Smokey the Bear was there? Fine. Fine, what's done is done. The important thing is where you're going to be tonight. At my concert watching me. Oh, it's gonna be such a wonderful evening. Music, good friends and dancing. Just like life should be.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘That' 70s Musical’ Quotes
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Fez: I'm so happy to be back home with my friends. [sings] Some people call me the space cowboy...
Eric: No, nobody calls you that. And if anyone's the space cowboy, it's me.
Hyde: What? In your dreams, Forman. I am widely acknowledged as the space cowboy of this group. And I also call "midnight toker."
Mr. Wilkinson: Wow. This cheeseburger is bloody brilliant.
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Mr. Wilkinson: I'm moving you to the back row so that no one can hear that squawk box that you call a voice.
Fez: The back row? But the back row is for the untalented and the ugly. Ay, you are no fun.
Mr. Wilkinson: Music is not about fun. It's about passion and commitment. Have you ever been moved to tears by the warbling timbre of your own voice?
Fez: No, because I am a man. [Mr. Wilkinson sighs and walks off]
Kitty: Well, he just, um- He doesn't seem to like you at all.
Fez: The British have always hated my people. We won the war, buddy. Get over it! [chuckles] Oh, good one, Fez.
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Hyde: And we got you an opening-night present. Congratulations, buddy! [Fez laughs]
Mr. Wilkinson: Bloody hell, is that my mailbox?
Fez: [imitating Wilkinson] Bloody 'ell, is that me mailbox? [laughs]
Kelso: That's dead on.
Mr. Wilkinson: Yes, I'm sure you'll all remember this fondly as you rot in your Barcaloungers cheeseburgers clenched in your fat American fists.
Fez: You got that right, buddy.