Kelso Quote #390
Quote from Kelso in Hyde's Birthday
Eric: That was hot. Man, why is she so hot today?
Kelso: 'Cause you can't have her, 'cause you lost her, 'cause you're stupid.
Eric: Wait. Um, Jackie cheated on you, right, with a little, tiny cheese guy?
Kelso: Hey, truce, okay?
Eric: Yeah, I think that's best.
Kelso: Yeah. Hey, if you hadn't blown it with Donna, you'd probably be doing it with her right now. [chuckles]
Eric: Yeah. You know who's probably doing it? Jackie, with the cheese guy.
Kelso: We had a truce!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hyde's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Red. Hey. You're wondering why I'm going through your stuff. Okay. That's... See, I needed, uh... to borrow your saw... because I need to chop down a tree. Because there's something stuck in it. An animal. A rabbit. There's a rabbit stuck in a tree. And I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs.
Red: Kelso, rabbits don't- How the hell did a rabbit get up a tree?
[Eric and Donna sneak into the garage as Red and Kelso stand on the drive]
Kelso: Uh, Eric threw it up there.
Red: Eric threw a rabbit up a tree?
Kelso: Yeah. He's a sadistic bastard. You know he hit a cow?
Quote from Leo
Hyde: Oh, hey, uh, I can work tomorrow night if you want me to.
Leo: You're not working tomorrow, man. It's your birthday.
Hyde: Yeah, man, my 18th birthday. Otherwise known as the beginning of the end. The black hole, man. It's the death march. Look, if there's a war, I could get drafted.
Leo: If there's a war, I'll see you in Canada.
Hyde: That's not the point, Leo. I mean, there's other stuff too, you know.
Leo: Hey, don't get snippy with me, man.
Quote from Kitty
Red: Any good mail?
Kitty: Well, we got the new Yarn Barn catalog. And the model is showing cleavage? You know, if I want that in my house, I will watch McMillan and Wife.